Monday, July 23, 2007

love child

OK, so, here's what happened. About a year and a half ago, I got the Mayor really, really drunk (easy enough) and then took advantage of him. This Sunday at the Stern Grove Festival, we finally made the first public announcement of his illegitimate son and our clandestine union. I think it'll do wonders for his campaign.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like you're fighting over the baby.

KT said...

No, I'm fighting for Gavin to show his son some love and affection. It's tough being a single mom! ;-)