Q: Do you like your new toy?
Q: You like a scratch on your cheeks, don't you?
Q: Who's the prettiest kitty?
Q: Did you have a nice nap?
Q: Was that a yummy snack?
Q: Why did you barf on the carpet?
Q: Why did you poo on the carpet?
Q: Why did you pee outside your litter box?
Q: Do you miss Jon?
Q: Aren't I good to you too?
Q: Do you need a pet psychologist?