ho ho ho

My friend Matt just sent me this alternative version of a favorite Christmas carol that he penned, which I found quite amusing:

“Holiday Plans”
(Sung to the tune of “Joy to the World”)

It’s December: time to see friends.
And every weekend’s filled.
When all the households call
For bashes, brunch, and balls
It will be so much fun,
It will be so much fun,
The drinking, and eating will all be fun.

Two weekends in, and I’m so dead.
This schedule never ends.
Why every foe and friend
Holds parties without end --
It’s far too much to do,
It’s far too much to do,
It’s too much, and I’m sick – which way’s the loo?